About Us

Welcome to Dumb Merch Shirts — where heavy metal meets holiday vibes and stupidity meets style. 🤘🌴

We create parody Hawaiian shirts inspired by rock legends, metal icons, and the kind of nights you’ll barely remember but never regret. Every design is a wearable inside joke — bold, ridiculous, and guaranteed to turn heads at gigs, festivals, and anywhere the beer is cold.

Each shirt is made to order, crafted from premium fabrics and built to survive both the mosh pit and the margarita bar.

We believe fashion should be fun, fearless, and just a little bit dumb — because life’s too short to wear another plain black tee.

Our mission: to make shirts that metalheads actually enjoy wearing offstage.
Loud prints. Limited drops. Zero apologies.

Questions or custom ideas?
📧 info@dumbmerchshirts.com